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There's a thousand miles to go...
February 15th, 2009 - 007
[doujin] big brother is a silly twat


Shake those chunky buns and get a move on. The barrista dude is giving me the eye. Come pretend to be my boyfriend so he'll leave me alone.

Lawl, lawl, lawl.

[ooc; strikes visible for great justice]

February 13th, 2009 - 005

I occupy myself for twenty-four hours that is in no way law-breaking and come back to find shit's gone down.

Dammit, why do I always miss the good shit.

Dude talking about locking Asellus in a tower? Yeah. I don't like you.

February 11th, 2009 - 004

That's right, Vergil. Everybody's leaving town. Everybody, that is, but you.

I'm still hungry. And bored.

February 11th, 2009 - 003

i'm on ur internets, spammin' ur networks

I fucking hate that douchebag. Seriously. Where the fuck does he get off? Haha, I know one place he doesn't, and that's a WOMAN. I know he's stalking me. He can deny it all he wants, but I know it's true.


Unless he feeds me. I will consent only under those terms.

In other news...Hell, I don't know. Here. Have No Country For Old Men In 30 Seconds Reinacted By Bunnies.

February 10th, 2009 - 002

Wow. I was right. This shit's fucking pointless.

My advisor? Total dipshit. Who the fuck had the bright idea to put a fucking fake ass psychic in charge of the Paranormal division? What the fuck is the administration smoking. Seriously. Because they should share. I'm feeling a little left out.

I'm hoping - HOPING - the teachers make up for the dipshit division head. Actually, no. I lie. I don't give a shit one way or another.

I need to go shopping for the kitchen. A man can't live on take-out and tequila alone. Well, I COULD, but I don't want to. Need to remember to pick up some Hot Pockets while I'm out.

Who knew college life would be so goddamn BORING?

February 8th, 2009 - 001

So apparently this orientation bullshit starts tomorrow. Yes, because I need you to hold my hand and tell me where I can potty, where I can eat, and where the fuck I sleep. Obviously I found that okay, considering I'm sitting here in my room and all my shit's here.

'Course, I'm only speaking for myself. Don't know about any of the other fuckers floating around here.

Anyway. So far no hot babes. This makes me sad. 8( <--- See? Sad. Where are they HIDING? I promise I don't bite. Hard. If you don't want me to. Really.

I'm fucking starving. That diner place was attrocious. I don't even trust the coffee there, and that's saying something.

Edit: Is it just me? Or does that chihuahua look like he just blew the load of a lifetime. Seriously. Look at his face. I mean, dude. I like burgers. I like burgers a lot. However, I do not like burgers that much.

I figured I better do this, considering this is a reset of a Dante I've played...Almost four years now? Wow. And he'll need some explaining as to his AU-ness. Not in personality, mind, but in timeline.

If you would be so kind as to cue the clown music...Collapse )

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