So apparently this orientation bullshit starts tomorrow. Yes, because I need you to hold my hand and tell me where I can potty, where I can eat, and where the fuck I sleep. Obviously I found that okay, considering I'm sitting here in my room and all my shit's here.
'Course, I'm only speaking for myself. Don't know about any of the other fuckers floating around here.
Anyway. So far no hot babes. This makes me sad. 8( <--- See? Sad. Where are they HIDING? I promise I don't bite. Hard. If you don't want me to. Really.
I'm fucking starving. That diner place was attrocious
. I don't even trust the coffee there, and that's saying something.Edit:
Is it just me? Or does that chihuahua look like he just blew the load of a lifetime. Seriously. Look at his face. I mean, dude. I like burgers. I like burgers a lot
. However, I do not like burgers that much